Yes, winter is on it's way (and I'm all caught up with Game of Thrones). I haven't been doing much quilting at all due to a lot of family situations. A brother, sister and uncle have all passed away this passed year and we are still in recovery mode. In addition, establishing what to do with all the STUFF they left has been and continues to be a chore. Anyway, this funny was found during the elimination. There are variations on the Internet.
Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart:
Floridans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Minnesotans sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
Italian cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior water gets thicker.
New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Minnesotans thrown on a sweatshirt.
Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans get out their winter coats.
People in Miami cease to exist. Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St Helens freezes. Minnesotans rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrate when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products. Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
All atomic motion stops. Minnesotans start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya, eh?"
Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl.
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